Wise Are You, Indeed... To Know What

The Real World Out There Isn't Nearly As Nice As Some People Prefer It To Be, So Don't Swallow Everything Your High-born Teachers Tell You Without Takinga Long Hard Look At It Yourselves.

Any Time There's Something So Ridiculously Dangerous That No Rational Human Being Would Try It, They Send For Me.' --garion

Nothing That's Really Worthwhile Should Be Easy, Belgarion. If It's Easy, We Don't Value It.

Why Do You Persist In Being So Frivolous, Urgit?" "why Don't We Just Call It A Symptom Of My Incipient Madness?" "you're Not Going To Go Mad," She Said Firmly. "of Course I'm Going To Go Mad, Mother. I'm Rather Looking Forward To It.

Misty Sendaria," Silk Said Ironically. "sometimes I'm Amazed That The Entire Kingdom Doesn't Rust Shut.