Winners Are The Ones Who Want The

There's Actually A Lot Of Bullshit In My Google Search. They Killed Me In One Of Them! I Died In One Of My Google Searches.

I Don't Write Material. Funny Things Happen To Me In The Course Of A Day, And I Just Make Notes.

My Lady Makes Me Do It. I Sang Whitney Houston's "bodyguard".

The Only Time You Should Look Back In Life, Is To See How Far You Have Come.

I Don't Think Comedy Will Ever Die.