Wine Is Poetry In A Bottle.

My Son Is 7 Years Old. I Am 54. It Has Taken Me A Great Many Years To Reach That Age. I Am More Respected In The Community, I Am Stronger, I Am More Intelligent And I Think I Am Better Than He Is. I Don't Want To Be A Pal, I Want To Be A Father.

There Is No Reader So Parochial As The One Who Reads None But This Morning's Books. Books Are Not Rolls, To Be Devoured Only When They Are Hot And Fresh. A Good Book Retains Its Interior Heat And Will Warm A Generation Yet Unborn.

What Is A Sense Of Humor? Surely Not The Ability To Understand A Joke. It Comes Rather From A Residing Feeling Of One's Own Absurdity. It Is The Ability To Understand A Joke, And That The Joke Is On Oneself.

The Adjective Is The Banana Peel Of The Parts Of Speech.

I Think We Must Quote Whenever We Feel That The Allusion Is Interesting Or Helpful Or Amusing.