Wife: One Who Is Sorry She Did

I Believe That All Government Is Evil, In That All Government Must Necessarily Make War On Liberty, And That The Democratic Government Is At Least As Bad As Any Of The Other Forms.

Truth Would Quickly Cease To Be Stranger Than Fiction, Once We Got As Used To It.

America's Biggest Failure Is Its Inability To Take Comedy Seriously.

Immortality Is The Condition Of A Dead Man Who Doesn't Believe He Is Dead

Any Man Who, Having A Child Or Children He Can't Support, Proceeds To Have Another Should Be Sterilized At Once.