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I Always Feel Like An Idiot Every Time I Fly First Class Because I’m A Kid. And I Just Sit There, And Everyone’s Got Their Newspapers And They’re On The Computer, And I’m Like, 'can I Get A Coloring Book, Please? Can I Get Some Crayons?'

I Never Think It's Right To Chew Gum In Front Of Other People, But A Lot Of Times I'll Come In For A Meeting Chewing Gum And I'll Forget I'm Chewing It. Then You Don't Want To Swallow It Because It Stays In Your System For Seven Years Or Something, So I've Asked To Throw It Away. I've Started To Wonder If That's Why I Didn't Get Certain Movies.

I’m A Big Believer In Accepting Yourself The Way You Are And Not Really Worrying About It.

As Soon As Somebody Farts Around Me, I Think It's Hilarious. This Is Something My Brothers Did That Now The Boys At Work Are Obsessed With. You Cup It, And Then You Throw It In Someone's Face And Say, ‘take A Bite Out Of That Cheeseburger!'

I Was Having Chest Pains. Photoshop Made It Glamorous.