Why Play A Chord When You Can

There's A Character That I Play Onstage, And I Can't Let Him Loose In The Supermarket When I'm Buying My Beans On Toast.

If Success Had Come Along When I Was 17 It Would Either Have Killed Me Or Sent Me Completely Mad.

A Lot Of Bands Have The Enthusiasm Kicked Out Of Them By Playing Really Dreary Pub Venues That Just Churn Bands Through.

It's Easy To Be Lazy When There's Food Lying Around Backstage Or There's A Fast-food Joint A Couple Blocks Away. But If You Walk A Little Further, Ask Around A Bit, Of Course There Are Exciting Things To Discover.

Arty. To Me The Word's Got As Much Venom Associated With It As 'wacky'.