Why In The World Would Anyone Want

I Am Happy As Happiness Goes, For A Woman Who Has So Many Memories And Who Lives The Lonely Life Of An Actress

You Wouldn't Believe How The Town Was Named For Me. I Was Met By The Whole Population, Headed By The Mayor.

After Being So Bad I Could Hear The Angels Singing.

Sympathy Is Charming, But It Does Not Make Up For Pain.

My Agent Tells Me I Am Drawing The Largest Salary Ever Paid In The Halls Of England. Wonderful, Isn't It? For A Quiet, Rural Gardener Like Myself.