Why Don't You Get Out Of That

There Is No Such Place As Budapest. Perhaps You Are Thinking Of Bucharest, And There Is No Such Place As Bucharest, Either.

The Ideal Age For A Boy To Own A Dog Is Between Forty-five And Fifty.

Why Don't You Get Out Of That Wet Coat And Into A Dry Martini?

The Surest Way To Make A Monkey Of A Man Is To Quote Him.

Defining And Analyzing Humor Is A Pastime Of Humorless People.