Why Do Men Go To Zoos?

For Every Problem, There Is A Solution That Is Simple, Neat, And Wrong.

Never Underestimate The Booberie Of The Booboisie.

Historian: An Unsuccessful Novelist.

A Man Full Of Faith Is Simply One Who Has Lost The Capacity For Clear And Realistic Thought.

Shave A Gorilla And It Would Be Almost Impossible, At Twenty Paces, To Distinguish Him From A Heavyweight Champion Of The World. Skin A Chimpanzee, And It Would Take An Autopsy To Prove He Was Not A Theologian.