Why Do I Love Being Naked? Because

A Hipster Is Someone Who's Very Aware Of His Style.

I Wasn't Like A Hollywood Child Actor - "i'm Five! I Can Sing, I Can Dance, I Can Act! I Wanna Be A Star!"

I Don't Fall Often, But I Fall Hard. And When You Fall Hard, It Takes A While To Get Up.

Why Do I Love Being Naked? Because I Was Born That Way?

I Can't Express How Much Admiration I Have For Women In General, Who Walk Around In High Heels, But, Drag Queens, Oh My God.