Why Didn't I Buy A New Phone

If You Want Something You Can't Afford, Think What Else That Money Could Buy: A Week's Groceries, A Month's Rent, Or A Weekend Away. That Will Put Things Into Perspective.

Relationships Are A Battle. They Are A Chess Game. And What Did I Do? I Just Threw All My Chess Pieces Down On The Board At Once, And Said, "here! Have Them All!

You're So Narrow-minded! You Live In The Same Village You Grew Up In, You Run The Family Business, You're Buying A Nursery Down The Road... You're Practically Still In The Womb. So Before You Lecture Me On The Way To Live My Life, Try Living One Of Your Own, Ok?

Why On Earth Declutter When You Can Just Shrinkwrap?

The Way I Write Is Totally Instinctive. I Just Write What I Feel Or What I Find Funny - And Hope Everyone Else Agrees.