Why Did God Create Men? Because Vibrators

Hanging A Noose On My Door Reeks Of Cowardice And Fear On Many, Many Levels.

Why Did God Create Men? Because Vibrators Can't Mow The Lawn.

I'm Attracted To Men Who Are Going To Stand Up To Me.

I Laugh At Myself. I Don't Take Myself Completely Seriously. I Think That's Another Quality That People Have To Hold On To... You Have To Laugh, Especially At Yourself.

Words Are Useless, Especially Sentences.