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I've Never Been Insulted By Hateful Satanists For Not Believing In Their Devil. Only By Loving Christians For Not Believing In Their God.

I Like Big Escapist Films. It's Odd Because The Type Of Comedian I Am And The Things I Do When I'm Writing And Directing Myself Usually Deal With The Darker Side Of The Human Psyche And Excruciating Social Faux Pas. I Often Deal In Taboos And The Subjects I Do As A Stand-up Are Quite Challenging. But My Film Roles Have Been Much More Fun And Escapist.

There Was A Nobility In Poverty When I Was Growing Up. My Mom Was Poor But She Was Planting Roses And She Was Cleaning The Steps, You Know What I Mean. You Didn't Feel Sorry For Yourself.

I Fought A Bear Once. But It Started Crying, So I Let It Off.

Everyone Is Entitled To Their Opinion, But If You Believe In God, You're Wrong.