Why Buy A Book When You Can

You Do Your Own Thing And You See If You Survive.

Next Time Someone Tells Me They Believe In God, I'll Say 'oh Which One? Zeus? Hades? Jupiter? Mars? Odin? Thor? Krishna? Vishnu? Ra?...' If They Say 'just God. I Only Believe In The One God,' I'll Point Out That They Are Nearly As Atheistic As Me. I Don't Believe In 2,870 Gods, And They Don't Believe In 2,869.

Being On The Edge Isn't As Safe, But The View Is Better

I Get So Sick Of People Asking: "what's Your Demographic?" Or: "oh We've Got To Aim This At..." No, You Have To Aim It At You. You Do The Thing You Would Love... Make The Thing You Would Love And Be Proud Of. There's Enough People In The World That, If You Do That And Do It Well As A Single Vision, They'll Go: "that's My Favourite Thing Ever!"

For Any Of You Who Don't Know, The Golden Globes Are Just Like The Oscars, But Without All That Esteem. The Golden Globes Are To The Oscars What Kim Kardashian Is To Kate Middleton. A Bit Louder, A Bit Trashier, A Bit Drunker, And More Easily Bought.