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Thank You God For Making Me An Atheist.

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I Fought A Bear Once. But It Started Crying, So I Let It Off.

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I've Never Worked Out What The Moral Of Humpty Dumpty Is. I Can Only Think Of: Don't Sit On A Wall, If You're An Egg.