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I Don't Feel Any Pressure At All Because I Don't Care. That's An Occupational Hazard... But If You're Doing Anything Of Any Worth, And Not Doing Something That's Safe And Anodyne And Trying To Be Populist And A National Treasure, Then You've Got To Assume That As Many People Hate What You Do - And You - As Like What You Do And Like You.

People See Me, And They See The Suit, And They Go: "you're Not Fooling Anyone", They Know I'm Rock And Roll Through And Through. But You Know That Old Thing, Live Fast, Die Young? Not My Way. Live Fast, Sure, Live Too Bloody Fast Sometimes, But Die Young? Die Old. That's The Way- Not Orthodox, I Don't Live By "the Rules" You Know.

Know Your Limitations And Be Content With Them. Too Much Ambition Results In Promotion To A Job You Can't Do.

I Think Doing Something Creative Is The Most Important Thing To Me, And I Think It's Probably Just Good For The Soul For Anyone, Whatever It Is. You Don't Have To Be A Film Director - You Can Do Gardening Or Something - But I Think Everyone Needs To Create Something.

I Like Big Escapist Films. It's Odd Because The Type Of Comedian I Am And The Things I Do When I'm Writing And Directing Myself Usually Deal With The Darker Side Of The Human Psyche And Excruciating Social Faux Pas. I Often Deal In Taboos And The Subjects I Do As A Stand-up Are Quite Challenging. But My Film Roles Have Been Much More Fun And Escapist.