Why Be A Man When You Can

There Are Men Who Struggle For A Day And They Are Good. There Are Men Who Struggle For A Year And They Are Better. There Are Men Who Struggle Many Years, And They Are Better Still. But There Are Those Who Struggle All Their Lives: These Are The Indispensable Ones.

Because Things Are The Way They Are, Things Will Not Stay The Way They Are.

There Are Times When You Have To Choose Between Being Human And Having Good Taste.

A Good Soldier Has His Heart And Soul In It. When He Receives An Order, He Gets A Hard On, And When He Drives His Lance Through His Enemy's Guts, He Comes.

Don't Tell Me Peace Has Broken Out.