Why Ask Why? If It's Raining It

Be Your Own Hero, It's Cheaper Than A Movie Ticket.

Change Occurs In Direct Proportion To Dissatisfaction, But Dissatisfaction Never Changes.

The Key To Heaven's Gate Cannot Be Duplicated.

We Are All Serving A Life Sentence, And Good Behavior Is Our Only Hope For A Pardon.

We May Not Always Get What We Want, But Surely We Will Get What We Deserve.