Why Are Our Days Numbered And Not,

Marriage Is The Death Of Hope.

Eternity Is Really Long, Especially Near The End.

If I Had My Life To Live Over, I Wish I Could Be A Great Pianist Or Something.

I Think Being Funny Is Not Anyone's First Choice.

Maugham Then Offers The Greatest Advice Anyone Could Give To A Young Author: "at The End Of An Interrogation Sentence, Place A Question Mark. You'd Be Surprised How Effective It Can Be."