Why Are Our Days Numbered And Not,

Time Is Nature's Way Of Keeping Everything From Happening At Once.

I Will Not Eat Oysters. I Want My Food Dead - Not Sick, Not Wounded - Dead.

Can You Believe That? She Says I'm Not Leader Enough For Her. Who Was She Looking For... Hitler?

Nietzsche Says That We Will Live The Same Life, Over And Over Again. God - I'll Have To Sit Through The Ice Capades Again.

Interestingly, According To Modern Astronomers, Space Is Finite. This Is A Very Comforting Thought-particularly For People Who Can Never Remember Where They Have Left Things.