Why Are My Arms So Weak? It's

...the Music Seems Creepy, Like When Children Sing In A Horror Movie

...nothing Is Creepier Than A Bunch Of Adults Being Very Quiet.

I Am Constantly Amazed By Tina Fey. And I Am Tina Fey.

(my Proudest Moment As A Child Was The Time I Beat My Uncle Pierre At Scrabble With The Seven-letter Word Farting.)

If These Two Are Tired Of Having Sex With Each Other, What Hope Is There For The Rest Of Us?