Whoever Says Americas Best Days Are Behind

By The Year 2000, All Americans Must Be Able To Set The Clocks On Their Vcrs.

There Are Truckloads Of Broccoli At This Very Minute Descending On Washington. My Family Is Divided. For The Broccoli Vote Out There: Barbara Loves Broccoli. She Has Tried To Make Me Eat It. She Eats It All The Time Herself. So She Can Go Out And Meet The Caravan Of Broccoli That's Coming In.

I Have Spoken Of A Thousand Points Of Light, Of All The Community Organizations That Are Spread Like Stars Throughout The Nation, Doing Good.

When I Need A Little Advice About Saddam Hussein, I Turn To Country Music.

America Needs To Be A Lot More Like The Waltons And A Lot Less Like The Simpsons.