Who Needs Girls When You've Got Comics?

I Don't Ignore Continuity, And Try My Best To Stick As Closely To The Current Status Quo As Possible, But It's Not My Primary Concern When I Start A Story.

Gayness Is Built Into Batman. I'm Not Using Gay In The Pejorative Sense, But Batman Is Very, Very Gay. There's Just No Denying It. Obviously As A Fictional Character He's Intended To Be Heterosexual, But The Basis Of The Whole Concept Is Utterly Gay.

Metaphor Is One Of A Group Of Problem-solving Medicines Known As Figures Of Speech Which Are Normally Used To Treat Literal Thinking And Other Diseases.

It's Salt. Why Don't You Sprinkle Some On Me, Honey? Aren't I Just Good Enough To Eat?

I Do Like To Keep Abreast Of What The Hardcore Vocal Members Of The Comics-reading Audience Are Talking About On Internet Message Boards, But There Are So Few Of Them, As A Percentage Of The Buying Audience, That I Can't Allow Their Opinions To Dictate Story Direction.