Who Goes From America To Africa For

Everyone Who Wants To Make It In Comedy Goes To L.a., So A Million Comedians Fight For Time On Three Stages. If You Get In There In New York, You're Working Eight Times A Night Sometimes. Who's Going To Be Funny, The Guy Who Works Once A Week, Or The Guy Working Eight Times A Night?

I Still Think People Do Have Racial Hang-ups, But I Think One Of The Reasons I Can Joke About It Is People Are Shedding Those Racial Hatreds.

Why Don't You Click Your Heels Three Times And Go Back To Africa.

If You're Brad Pitt And Jennifer Aniston, And Your Marriage Is Breaking Up - That's An Awful Thing. But To See That Speculation In People, It's Gotta Sting A Little Bit.

If I Can Make A Teacher's Salary Doing Comedy, I Think That's Better Than Being A Teacher.