Who Among Us Wouldn't Rush Out And

Shouldn't Every Week Be Infection Control Week?

It's Incredibly Fun To Play Someone That You Don't Like. It Exorcises Your Own Demons In A Way. It's Cathartic. We All Have Things That We Don't Like About Ourselves, Little Things. And I Get To Amplify Those Things And Put Them Out There. It's Fun And It Has A Cleansing Effect.

I Wish There Was A Way To Know You Were In The Good Old Days Before You Actually Left Them.

We Spent Six Weeks There [in Vegas]. The Only Thing Crazy That I Did Was Shoot That Movie [the Hangovers]. The Stuff In That Movie Is Way Crazier Than Anything I Might Have Done, Drunk One Night In Vegas. I Mean We Did It For Real In The Movie, So That's As Crazy As It Got.

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