I Can't Sit Still For 10 Minutes.

If You Love Acting And You've Ever Experienced Theater, Then You Know That In A Movie It's Almost Impossible To Live Out That Experience, Unless You're A Pacino Or A De Niro Or Somebody Who Gets To Pick Their Parts.

I Don't Want To Sound Pretentious, But You Could Hire A Bunch Of Monkeys To Be On A Tv Show, And If It's Successful, Then Everything's Perfect And Everybody's Happy.

I'm Kind Of Like The Goofy Number-seven Guy In A Lot Of Movies.

I Think I'd Be A Good Pimp Cuz I'd Never Beat My Ho's.

I Love The Smell Of A Woman's Armpit When She's Not Wearing Deodorant.