Whether It's Paris Hilton Or Kim Kardashian

I'm Not Gay, And I'm Not A Superhero.

Losing Both Parents At A Young Age Gave Me A Sense That You Can't Really Control Life - So You'd Better Live It While It's Here. I Stopped Believing In A Storybook Existence A Long Time Ago. All You Can Do Is Push In A Direction And See What Comes Of It.

We Know That Inevitably The Millennials Will Get Old And Tired Again, And Then There Will Be The Bilennials Or Trilennials, Or Whatever The Next Generation Is, And We're All Going To End Up On Our Lawn Shaking Our Fists In A Bathrobe Yelling At The Moon.

I Remember Opening My Dad's Closet And There Were, Like, 40 Suits, Every Color Of The Rainbow, Plaid And Winter And Summer. He Had Two Jewelry Boxes Full Of Watches And Lighters And Cuff Links. And Just... He Was That Guy. He Was Probably Unfulfilled In His Life In Many Ways.

It's Funny When Guys Don't Like To Talk About Makeup. I'm Like, "you Know You're Wearing Makeup, Right? We All Are."