Where's My Cow? Are You My Cow?

I Don't See What's So Triffic About Creating People As People And Then Gettin' Upset 'cos They Act Like People.

If You Have To Look Along The Shaft Of An Arrow From The Wrong End, If A Man Has You Entirely At His Mercy, Then Hope Like Hell That Man Is An Evil Man. Because The Evil Like Power... They Will Talk, They Will Gloat. So Hope Like Hell Your Captor Is An Evil Man. A Good Man Will Kill You With Hardly A Word.

It's A Terrible Thing For A Man When His Woman Gangs Up On Him Wi' A Toad

We Are Monkeys. We Like To Chatter. Chattering Doesn't Cost Us Anything.

I Thought Jet Planes Were Just Trucks With More Wings And Less Wheels.