Whereas Scoundrels Become Reconciled After Knifing One

Law Is A Silvery Web That Lets The Big Flies Pass And Catches All The Small Ones.

The Union Of A Want And A Sentiment.

All Human Power Is A Compound Of Time And Patience.

I Should Like One Of These Days To Be So Well Known, So Popular, So Celebrated, So Famous, That It Would Permit Me . . . To Break Wind In Society, And Society Would Think It A Most Natural Thing.

A Woman's Sentimental Monkeyshines Will Always Deceive Her Lover, Who Invariably Waxes Ecstatic Where Her Husband Necessarily Shrugs His Shoulders.