Where Religion Is A Trade, Morality Is

When A Young Man Begins To Go Down Hill Everything Seems To Be Greased For The Occasion.

It Ain't What A Man Don't Know That Makes Him A Fool, But What He Does Know That Ain't So.

A Wise Man Never Enjoys Himself So Much, Or A Fool So Little, As When He Is Alone.

Experience Increases Our Wisdom But Doesn't Reduce Our Follies.

Put An Englishman Into The Garden Of Eden, And He Would Find Fault With The Whole Blasted Concern; Put A Yankee In, And He Would See Where He Could Alter It To Advantage; Put An Irishman In, And He Would Want To Boss The Thing; Put A Dutchman In, And He Would Proceed To Plant It.