Whenever You See Me, I'm On Antique

This Requires A Level Of Delusion/egomania Usually Reserved For Popes And Drag Queens

Sometimes If You Have A Difficult Decisin To Make, Just Stall Until The Answer Presents Itself.

I Had To Face The Fact That I Had Been Using My Gay Friends As Props. They Were Always Supposed To Be Funny And Entertain Me And Praise Me And Listen To My Problems, And Their Life Was Supposed To Be A Secret That No One Wanted To Hear About. I Wanted Them To Stay In The “half Closet.

When Humor Works, It Works Because It's Clarifying What People Already Feel. It Has To Come From Someplace Real.

I Really Like John Mccain. He's An Awesome Dude And Was A Lot Of Fun When He Hosted "snl." I'd Love To See A Mccain-giuliani "rage" Ticket.