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Nature Abhors A Moron.

We Suffer Most When The White House Busts With Ideas.

Conscience Is The Inner Voice That Warns Us That Someone Might Be Looking.

All The Great Enterprises Of The World Are Run By A Few Smart Men: Their Aides And Associates Run Down By Rapid Stages To The Level Of Sheer Morons. Everyone Knows That This Is True Of Government, But We Often Forget That It Is Equally True Of Private Undertakings. In The Average Great Bank, Or Railroad, Or Other Corporation The Burden Of Management Lies Upon A Small Group. The Rest Are Ciphers.

Hygiene Is The Corruption Of Medicine By Morality.