When You're Young, You Get Sad, And

Being A Human Being Is Lost. For 120 Shows, The One That Goes Bad Is The One That People Will Talk About.

If I Had A Reed Made Of Lightening I Could Blow The Sax All Night... I Don't Know Where One Would Acquire A Reed Made Of Lightening But I Would Imagine That Bill Clinton Has One.

I'm Definitely In The Market For Being Uncool. There Was Some Funny Stuff, Like The Thing About Making Sure I Show People That I Have Tattoos And Cigarettes So That They Know I'm Badass. But Really, I Do Have Tattoos! And I Do Smoke Cigarettes Sometimes, And I Can't Change That. But I Am Not Badass, By Any Means. I Do Some Stuff That's Tongue-in-cheek, And Some Stuff That's On The Line. And It Could Be Funny, It Could Be Serious, And I Never Even Know Myself, Because It Could Be Funny That Day, And The Next Day It's Totally Embarrassing.

Some Things Were Made To Be Felt

Fame Is An Unnatural Construct And Those Who Go In Search Of It Are The Least Likely To Find It.