When You're Sharing A Mud Hole With

[the Internet] ... Is An Amazing Communications Tool That's Bringing The Whole World Together. I Mean, You Sit Down To Sign On To America Online In Your Hometown, And It's Just Staggering To Think That At The Same Moment, Halfway Around The World, In China, Someone You've Never Met Is Sitting At Their Computer, Hearing The Exact Same Busy Signal That You're Hearing.

It's Nice To Be Included In The Broadcast Food Chain.

A Good Rule Of Thumb Is If You've Made It To 35 And Your Job Still Requires You Wear A Nametag, You've Probably Made A Serious Vocational Error.

Washington, Dc Is To Lying What Wisconsin Is To Cheese.

Pat Buchanan Is So Homo-phobic, He Blames Global Warming On The Aids Quilt.