When You're Dreaming With A Broken Heart,

Trying To Impress My Mother With Words Was One Of My Favourite Pursuits.

I Can't Even Explain To You How Terrible That Feels, That I Equate Dating A Woman With Punishment, Shame, Guilt, Disappointment, Reproach, Reprimand, Persecution. It's A Nightmare.

Anybody Who Tells You To Have A Fallback Plan Are People Who Had A Fallback Plan, Didn’t Follow Their Dreams, And Don’t Want You To Either.

I've Realized You Can Use A Fork As A Spoon If You Use It Rapidly Enough.

You Should Have A Picture Of Yourself As A Kid In Your Home So That You Remember Where You Came From.