When Your Kids Turn 13, An Alien

My Relationship With Science Is As Someone Who's Curious And Hungry To Know, Hungry To Understand. So All I Have To Offer Is My Ignorance And My Curiosity, Which Is A Good Combination, As Long As They Come Together.

Here's My Golden Rule For A Tarnished Age: Be Fair With Others, But Keep After Them Until They're Fair With You.

I'm In The Real World, Some People Try To Steal From Me, And I Stop Them, Frequently, Take Them To Court. I Love A Good Lawsuit. It's Fun.

Republicans Are As Capable Of Coming Up With Great Ideas And Moving This Country Along As Anyone - They Just Don't Do It.

I Have Thought About Punching People Out. Sometimes, I've Thought, 'why Don't I Just Act On That Impulse?' But Then, I've Never Hit Anybody In Anger. Hey! I've Never Hit Anybody For Fun.