When You Step On The Brakes Your

I Go To Bed Early; My Favorite Dream Comes On At Nine.

If You Can't Say Something Nice About A Person, Go Ahead

I Don't Get All Choked Up About Yellow Ribbons And American Flags. I See Them As Symbols, And I Leave Them To The Symbol-minded.

The Child Molester Skipped Breakfast, But Said He'd Grab A Little Something On The Way To Work.

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