When You Sing, Always Tell The Truth.

There's No Damn Business Like Show Business - You Have To Smile To Keep From Throwing Up.

The Only Reason They're Out There Is To See Me Fall Into The Damn Orchestra Pit.

Somebody Once Said We Never Know What Is Enough Until We Know What's More Than Enough.

Sometimes It's Worse To Win A Fight Than To Lose.

If I Don't Have Friends, Then I Ain't Nothing.