When You Hold People Up For Ridicule,

I Swear, Guys In Groups Are Capable Of The Stupidest Things." "like War," Kellan Says, Heaping Napkins And Ketchup Packets Onto Her Tray. "and Jumping Off Rooftops." "and Lighting Their Farts On Fire," She Says.

When You Hold People Up For Ridicule, You Have To Take Responsibility When Other People Act On It.

Here's A Tip. If You Touch A Girl, Even As Joke, And She Pushes You Off, Leave... Her... Alone. Don't Touch Her. Anywhere! Just Stop. Your Touch Does Nothing But Sicken Her.

What The Hell Happened To Pluto?!

I Want To Collapse. I Want To Fall On The Sidewalk Right There And Drag Myself To The Ivy.