When You Hear Me, You Know It's

Ninety-nine Percent Of The World's Lovers Are Not With Their First Choice. That's What Makes The Jukebox Play.

When I Would Sell Encyclopedias, I Would Drive Down The Road Looking For A House With A Swing Set In The Back, And I'd Say, "oh, Those Folks Got Kids. They Need Some Books." I'd Knock On Their Door And Sell Them A Set Of Encyclopedias, And Those Books Were From $300 To $600. I'd Look Around The House, And If There Wasn't That Much Furniture In The House, I Felt A Little Bad About Selling A $600 Set Of Books To People Who Couldn't Afford A Couch. So I Didn't Last At That Job Very Long.

My Sister Played The Piano. She’s Two Years Older Than Me, And I Always Wanted To Play Something. So My Grandmother Got The Guitar For Me, And Showed Me A Couple Of Chords To Start Off. And Then I Got Me A Book. Next Thing You Know, I Was Playing Along With Sister.

God Has Blessed You Richly, So Get Down On Your Knees And Thank Him. Don’t Forget The Less Fortunate Or God Will Personally Kick Your Ass. I’d Love To Do It For Him, But I Can’t Be Everywhere.

I See This [biodiesel] As A Way For The Farmer To Grow Fuel And Food And Put Him Back In Business Again