When You Got A Condition, It's Bad

This Should Be Agony. I Should Be A Mass Of Aching Muscle - Broken, Spent, Unable To Move. And, Were I An Older Man, I Surely Would ... ... But I'm A Man Of Thirty - Of Twenty Again. The Rain On My Chest Is A Baptism - I'm Born Again.

Alfred: Hmf. I Suppose You'll Take Up Flying Next, Like That Fellow In Metropolis.

The Larger-than-life Thing Is Definitely What I'm After. I've Always Drawn Dark Stories. Occasionally, I'll Try A Perfect Hero, But It's A Real Stretch For Me. I Like 'em Warts And All, And Obsessive And Weird.

Hello, I'm Shellie's New Boyfriend And I'm Out Of My Mind. If You So Much As Talk To Her Or Even Think Her Name, I'll Cut You In Ways That'll Make You Useless To A Woman.

The Noir Hero Is A Knight In Blood Caked Armor. He's Dirty And He Does His Best To Deny The Fact That He's A Hero The Whole Time.