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The Network Told Me To Get Rid Of Number One, The Woman First Lieutenant, And Also Get Rid Of 'that Martian Fellow'... Meaning, Of Course, Spock. I Knew I Couldn't Keep Both, So I Gave The Stoicism Of The Female Officer To Spock, And Married The Actress Who Played Number One. Thank God It Wasn't The Other Way Around. I Mean Leonard's Cute, But...

Ancient Astronauts Didn't Build The Pyramids. Human Beings Built The Pyramids, Because They're Clever And They Work Hard.

In A Better World, I Can Do Anything. I'll Be There In A Better World. In A Better World, They Will Not Laugh At Me Or Look Down Their Nose At Me.

A Man Either Lives Life As It Happens To Him, Meets It Head-on And Licks It, Or He Turns His Back On It And Starts To Wither Away.

They Said God Was On High And He Controlled The World And Therefore We Must Pray Against Satan. Well, If God Controls The World, He Controls Satan. For Me, Religion Was Full Of Misstatements And Reaches Of Logic That I Just Couldn't Agree With.