When You Do Bad Things, Bad Things

As Much As I Would Have Liked To Have Kept My Cancer Private, I Now Realize That I Have A Certain Responsibility To Those Who Are Fighting Their Own Fights And May Be Able To Benefit From Learning About Mine.

Have I Been Wiretapped? Yes. But Who They Said Wiretapped Me Was Incorrect.

Marriages That Last Are With People Who Do Not Live In Los Angeles.

God Gave Women Instinct And Womanliness. Utilized Appropriately, The Combo Effortlessly Disorders The Mind Of Any Man I've Ever Met.

The Reason The All-american Boy Prefers Beauty Over Brains Is That The All-american Boy Can See Better Than He Can Think.