When They Were Naming The Animals, Somebody

Sometimes Heckling Can Almost Help A Set, Because It Ratchets Up The Tension In The Room... Can Even Bring Things To A Climax.

Stand-up Is Like A Row Boat: It's Fun And Romantic When You're Choosing To Do It. But If You Have No Other Choice Than To Be In A Row Boat It's Not As Enjoyable; That's Survival.

I Have Never Been In A Bad Mood And Near A Beach Ball At The Same Time. Causation? Correlation? Or Fate?

I Bought A Clock, But The Big Hand Broke Off Of It... So I Just Added "ish" To Every Number.

99.99% Of All Castles In America Are Located In Fish Tanks.