When The World Gets In My Face

I'm A Football Guy. Baseball, I Enjoy It At Playoff Time.

I'd Crawl Over Broken Glass For Elle Macpherson Or Cindy Crawford.

You Better Stand Tall When They're Calling You Out, Don't Bend, Don't Break, And Don't Back Down!

This Is The Way I Look At Sex Scenes: I Have Basically Been Doing Them For A Living For Years. Trying To Seduce An Audience Is The Basis Of Rock 'n Roll, And If I May Say So, I'm Pretty Good At It...plus, Being Married And Monogamous, It's The Closest Thing I Can Do To Having Sex Without Getting In Trouble For It...the Only Thing I Like More Than My Wife Is My Money, And I'm Not About To Lose That To Her And Her Lawyers, That's For Damn Sure.

We're Always Looking For Something.