When The Well Is Dry, We Know

Hast Thou Virtue? Acquire Also The Graces And Beauties Of Virtue.

Promises May Get Thee Friends, But Non-performance Will Turn Them Into Enemies.

And As To The Cares, They Are Chiefly What Attend The Bringing Up Of Children; And I Would Ask Any Man Who Has Experienced It, If They Are Not The Most Delightful Cares In The World; And If From That Particular Alone, He Does Not Find The Bliss Of A Double State Much Greater, Instead Of Being Less Than He Expected.

The Proof Of Gold Is Fire.

Beer Is God's Way Of Telling Us That He Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy.