When The Author Walks Onto The Stage,

The Only Things We Can Keep Are The Things We Freely Give To God. What We Try To Keep For Ourselves Is Just What We Are Sure To Lose.

Failures Are Finger Posts On The Road To Achievement.

It Is Wonderful What You Can Do When You Have To.

What One Must Not Do Is To Rule Out The Supernatural As The One Impossible Explanation.

All Is Summed Up In The Prayer Which A Young Female Human Is Said To Have Uttered Recently: "o God, Make Me A Normal Twentieth-century Girl!" Thanks To Our Labors, This Will Mean Increasingly: "make Me A Minx, A Moron, And A Parasite.