When Satan Makes Impure Verses, Allah Sends

Baseball Has The Great Advantage Over Cricket Of Being Sooner Ended.

The Surest Way To Ruin A Man Who Doesn't Know How To Handle Money Is To Give Him Some.

People Who Say It Cannot Be Done Should Not Interrupt Those Who Are Doing It.

Christmas Is Forced Upon A Reluctant And Disgusted Nation By The Shopkeepers And The Press; On Its Own Merits It Would Wither And Shrivel In The Fiery Breath Of Universal Hatred.

Every Man Over Forty Is A Scoundrel.