When Real People Fall Down In Life,

If Two People Have Only One Thought Between Them, Something Is Very Wrong.

I Still Like Getting Dressed Up And Having The Opportunity To Borrow Beautiful Dresses, But As A Mother - And As Somebody Who's Schedule Isn't Always My Own - I Don't Shop A Lot, Or Think About Clothes A Lot.

I Got To Thinking About Relationships And Partial Lobotomies. Two Seemingly Different Ideas That Might Just Be Perfect Together - Like Chocolate And Peanut Butter.

And If You Are A Parent, Introduce Your Children To Their Neighborhood Library. It Will Give Them A Real Sense Of Independence To Have Their Own Library Card And Enjoy Borrowing Books.

I Love Walking Into A Closet And Smelling Lingering Perfume, So I Always Spray My Clothes. And At The End Of The Bottle, When The Atomizer No Longer Reaches The Tiny Little Dribble That Is Left, I Unscrew The Top And Pour The Remainder Onto A T-shirt Or Dress.