When One Teaches, Two Learn.

How Can I Possibly Put A New Idea Into Your Heads, If I Do Not First Remove Your Delusions?

Money Is The Sincerest Of All Flattery. Women Love To Be Flattered. So Do Men.

The Brown Monkey's Instinct To Kill Is Correct; Such Men Are Dangerous To All Monkey Customs.

Cast Me Into A Dungeon, Burn Me At The Stake, Crown Me King Of Kings, I Can 'pursue Happiness' As Long As My Brain Lives - But Neither Gods Nor Saints, Wise Men Nor Subtle Drugs, Can Ensure That I Will Catch It.

My Old Man Says When It's Time To Be Counted, The Important Thing Is To Be Man Enough To Stand Up.