When Men And Woman Die, As Poets

He That Resolves To Mend Hereafter, Resolves Not To Mend Now.

I Was Surprised To Find Myself So Much Fuller Of Faults Than I Had Imagined, But I Had The Satisfaction Of Seeing Them Diminish.

Would You Persuade, Speak Of Interest, Not Of Reason.

You Have Two Choices, Write About Something Of Significance Or Do Something Someone Wants To Write About.

Let Every Fart Count As A Peal Of Thunder For Liberty. Let Every Fart Remind The Nation Of How Much It Has Let Pass Out Of Its Control. It Is A Small Gesture, But One That Can Be Very Effective - Especially In A Large Crowd. So Fart, And If You Must, Fart Often. But Always Fart Without Apology. Fart For Freedom, Fart For Liberty - And Fart Proudly.