When Love Is Involved No Sacrifice Is

I'd Really Like To Go With You, Agachak. Truly I Would...but I Just Can't." "i Don't Understand. Why Not?" "i'm Not Allowed To Leave Home. My Mother'd Punish Me Something Awful If I Did..." "but You're The King." "that Doesn't Change A Thing. I Still Do What Mother Says. She Tells Everybody That I'm The Best Boy Ever When It Comes To That." Agachak Resisted A Powerful Urge To Change This Half-wit Into A Toad Or Perhaps A Jellyfish.

I've Looked At The World For Quite A Few Years Now And I've Found That If I Don't Laugh, I'll Probably End Up Crying." - Prince Kheldar Of Drasnia

...i Know That In Your Heart You Miss All Those Wonderful Moments You Spent With My Father --watching Him Gnaw On The Furniture, Listening To His Insane Gibbering, And Enjoying All Those Playful Blows To The Stomach And Kicks To The Head With Which He Demonstrated His Affection For His Wives. --king Urgit

All I Knew Was That I Would Die If He Sent Me Away. He Shrugged. You Can Cut A Man’s Heart Out With A Shrug, Did You Know That?

Reed College Required A Thesis For A Bachelor's Degree. Normally A Bachelor's Is Sort Of Like Being Stamped 'prime Us Beef.' They Just Walk You Through, Hand Out The Diplomas And You Fill In Your Name Later On.