When Life Doesn't Meet Your Expectations, It

Truth Is Without Flourishes Or Manners And Runs With A Logic All Its Own.

Don't Make Light Of Any Man's Pain.

Bran Was Stripping Her Futon Down To The Bare Mattress When She Entered Her Apartment. It Was Sort Of Like Watching The President Mowing The White House Lawn Or Taking Out The Trash.

That Is The Freakiest Thing That Ever Happened To Me.” I Nodded Toward The Mess. “and If You Knew My Life, You’d Realize Just How Freaky That Is.

I Give You Mercedes Athena Thompson, Our Newest Member." Much Awkwardness Ensued.