When In Doubt, Play Track 4 -

The Long Arm Of The Law Slides Up The Outskirts Of Town.

I Don't Think I Was Ever Particularly Mean. I Can Certainly Think Of Some Idiotic Exchanges I've Had. I Was Accused Of Destroying Pop Music, Like Wagner Destroyed Opera - A Guy In Germany Started Ranting That At Me.

My Ultimate Vocation In Life Is To Be An Irritant, Someone Who Disrupts The Daily Drag Of Life Just Enough To Leave The Victim Thinking There's Maybe More To It All Than The Mere Hum-drum Quality Of Existence.

You Can Be Addicted To Misery The Same Way As You Can Be Addicted To Drugs.

My Ultimate Vocation In Life Is To Be An Irritant.